If you’ve been reading this blog consistently, you know I’ve been on this for a while: the January Jones style slide.

January Jones used to bring it. She used to be AHEAD of it. Even if it what she wore wasn’t my favourite, at least it had imagination. At least it provoked. At least it wasn’t… seafoam.

A seafoam garment factory threw up all over her back. And… oh my GOD, it’s a French twist. The French twist is the French manicure of updos.