PROGRAMMING NOTES: as mentioned, it’s Thanksgiving weekend here in Canada and Monday is a holiday. We will be dark on Monday, not posting. Back to regular gossip schedule on Tuesday. 

Also, those of you visiting the site over the weekend on your phones will see the old version of our mobile site.  We’re working on some back-end updates this weekend that will require us to switch back to the old look. 

Have a great long weekend! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Fergie is 60 years old next week and she told the Daily Mail about all the treatments she’s had on her face. Sure. There’s nothing shocking about this. What is surprising is why she’s talking about it – was anyone asking? – and why the Daily Mail. Fergie, of course, is the ex-wife of Prince Andrew and they remain close. They went on holiday together after Jeffrey Epstein died and Andrew released his mess of a statement trying to explain his friendship with Epstein while he and Fergie were away together in Spain. So… are you thinking what I’m thinking? Is it possible that this Fergie I’ve-had-Botox-before-and-this-is-my-skin-regimen story was some kind of exchange? In exchange, you know, for not blasting Andrew too much for her relationship with a dead rapist pedophile? (Dlisted) 

I think, in general, I knew that Chris Hemsworth has a great ass because, well, he’s kinda known for his body – and wonderful sense of humour – but I don’t know that I ever pictured it? I’ve definitely never pictured it in a wetsuit on a surfboard. Like I’ve seen the photos of him surfing but my eyes never zoomed the ass. And now that I’ve seen the wetsuit ass, I am thankful. Happy Thanksgiving. (Pajiba) 

Gwyneth Paltrow wore a beautiful dress to the amfAR gala last night. I’m always partial to a sack dress. And this one is excellent with the red print popping against the white and the pockets and where the sleeves hang slightly below the shoulder. I’d change the neckline though. I would have turned it into a mandarin collar. (Go Fug Yourself) 

I will love Sarah forever for calling Jared Leto the “Third Best Joker”. If she ever writes a book, that should be the title. Now that Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker is a major blockbuster, Jared’s been pushed down the line. At least fourth now, if not lower. And he has some feelings about this. I can’t wait until someone puts a microphone in his face and asks him about Joaquin’s performance. I can’t wait. (Cele|bitchy) 

Miley Cyrus was dating Kaitlynn Carter and is now dating Cody Simpson. Liam Hemsworth also has a new girlfriend – Maddison Brown. They were “seen” holding hands in New York. Coincidence or conspiracy? (Just Jared)