Elisha Cuthbert: beautiful but blind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 2, 2006 12:00:00 August 2, 2006 12:00:00
Trace Ayala, by all accounts, is a loyal friend and rather low key player. No, not the most exciting looking fellow by any stretch, but I"m telling you…anything is better than Sean Avery and any hockey fan will tell you the same: the man is a tool. Worse than a tool, he"s a bigot. Anti French Canadian, anti black, he verbally attacked Trevor Linden, one of the most beloved players in the game, and to top it all off…he"s a DIVER and when you"re cut from Canadian ice, when you play our national game, and you get FINED for p&ssy conduct like diving, you know you"re dealing with sh*ttest of the sh*t. Which is why it"s such a f&ckin" mystery that a girl who looks this good is choosing to waste her time with a jerkoff who acts this bad. But, if the expression on her face is any indication, perhaps Elisha is coming to her senses. TMZ caught them on video out and about the other night, with her seemingly embarassed by his redneck territorial pissing contest and the way he turned her into his lighter bitch. Now here"s a "beat me" face if I ever saw one. Pray Goddess she takes her head out of her perky little ass, and soon. Given that his laughable hockey career is on the wane, I fear we might have yet another Kfed clone in the making. Click here for the clip and prepare to be charmed

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