Look – I don’t mean to bag on my people all the time. And perhaps on anyone else, this dress might have escaped my scorn. But something about the way she wore it and the way she wanted it turned me off. It was too loud. It was too contrived. And it was too damn lime. I also can’t stand her, so who knows… I may be biased. But I took one look at Ziyi and groaned, which is hardly the reaction she was going for.