Look at me, I’m JCVD.
That’s why he keeps kung fu-ing on the red carpet. And presumably why he’s doing the slap-the-ass dance with a metal sidewalk stanchion in Madrid...?
I don’t know.
I can’t explain.
But I enjoy.
In a can’t look away way, I really enjoy a man in all white spraying his legs all over a movie premiere, so grateful and appreciative that he gets to make the occasional movie now and again.
Next: can we get JCVD and The Hoff on film together?