In the same way that Jennifer Aniston has bored the life and the sass out of the little black dress, Liz Hurley has single-handedly exhausted the world wide supply of white dresses with plunging necklines, except Jen"s hair has no equal. Seriously…why bother changing? Does this recent appearance at a Breast Cancer event look any different from any other appearances? Can you truly distinguish one Liz sighting from another? The hair never moves, it’s the same length, the same style, the same side part over and over and over again. Similarly, the boobs don’t move either, though I suppose that’s a good thing and they certainly are lovely, but for the odd and subtle transformation that’s been gradually unfolding over the years. Is it just me??? It must just be me. As for why this is an issue…it really wouldn’t be, if only people would stop calling her a style icon, like they call her boring black dress counterpart a style icon because what’s iconic about never introducing anything, like, ever? What’s iconic about the safe and the moderate and completely unoriginal? Would Karl Lagerfeld appreciate safe, moderate, and completely unoriginal? Or would he beat that sh*t down with his bitchbeating fan and suck back a ciggie with satisfaction?