What a surprise. It’s Jennifer Aniston sitting by a pool, making sure her tan never fades, only now she’s not alone. What a privileged and profound life she really does lead.

Jen and John Mayer’s hot summer hookup clearly hasn’t cooled. Here they are on holiday in Puerto Vallarta. Because sunning themselves in Malibu isn’t enough of a vacation. Of course not!

Since their romance became public, Jen has found herself making headlines several times a week. It’s addictive being back in the news again… especially since the planet can’t stop gushing about the Jolie-Pitts and the arrival of the Holy Twins. Nothing like the touch – and the piss – of a younger man to spice things up, to reassure the MiniVan that she’s still got it. Are you ready? Let’s all snap snap together in a circle like we’re on Oprah:

You go girlfriend!

Ugh. Stab me with a stiletto!

As for how long this will last – word is conveniently leaking that this is not a short term fling. That she’s totally different from anyone he’s ever been with, that he’s totally smitten, and she’s totally sated. You will note they’re minds are meeting while reviewing scripts by the pool. Perhaps he’s giving her some advice on how to pick roles that aren’t the same, over and over and over again.

Sources tell me he’s asked her to tour with him and she wants to go. And because there’s always strategery involved where Aniston’s concerned, she’s supposedly already looking ahead to promotion and the premiere for He’s Just Not That Into You. Romance and a red carpet – best way to sell a movie.

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