I can get engaged too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 23, 2012 16:46:03 April 23, 2012 16:46:03

You didnΓÇÖt think Jennifer Aniston would let the Brange engagement go by without getting in on the action herself, did you? After all these years, and all these salvos back and forth, and still their respective supporters insist itΓÇÖs not about the tit for tat. ItΓÇÖs always about the titting and the tatting! And they do it to each other!
A week after the world lost its mind because Brad Pitt finally proposed to the Jolie, Gossip woke up this morning to a story on TMZ (muuuuuch more accurate than Life & Style or In Touch) that Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are planning on getting married in Crete. Her father was born there. ItΓÇÖs like a homecoming. Operating through TMZ these days as opposed to traditional publications is an intriguing move on JenΓÇÖs part though. Reach + reliability. I wonder how this affects PEOPLE. Is PEOPLE losing its standing as a go-to for publicists? LetΓÇÖs keep an eye on this.

Apparently Jen visited recently to look at resorts. Destination wedding! A much different affair then than her wedding to Brad which took place in Malibu, a big ass production that involved busing celebrities from secret locations to other secret locations and helicopters flying overhead and fireworks at the end to commemorate the event. A few Radiohead songs were also involved somehow. IΓÇÖm told Brad was the architect behind most of the elaborate drama.

TMZ says that Jen and Justin are looking to make it official in July. So now the question is whether or not the Brange try to race them there or if they #kanyeshrug her off and hold back until the fall, when they can mount a concurrent massive wedding and Oscar campaign. ThatΓÇÖs not to say they wonΓÇÖt f-ck around with her until then. Perhaps drop a baby bomb on JenΓÇÖs ass the weekend of the wedding. Or straddle each other in swimwear while the paps click away. Be thankful. WeΓÇÖre about to get a summer of GREAT gossip.

PS. I searched ΓÇ£Jennifer Aniston Justin TherouxΓÇ¥ in my photo agency and this is what came up.


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