Dear Jennifer, So the nice folks at the Academy throw you a bone and invite you to come to the big show, just to give you a taste of something you’ll never have. It is an honour for a piddling actress like you and I hoped that you would have made the most of such a kind act of sympathy from those who have pitied you all year. So how do you repay them? Well predictably you show up in the same old do-rag you always wear, at every show, on every occasion!!! Dark, boring dress? Check. Straightened hair parted on the side? Check. Overtanned? Check, check, check. Wasn’t tonight final proof positive that the girl is about as mediocre and as horribly lackluster as it gets???