Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are approaching 2014 in Cabo. Yesterday they both wore green bikinis. Jen hydrated with SmartWater. She wrapped her arms around her still-fiance at one point. Perhaps she was congratulating him on finding another pair of shorts.

Anyway, here, enjoy the bikini shots. It’s been an entire year and I’ve run out of things to write about Jennifer Aniston. She’s not pregnant but maybe not maybe doesn’t want to be. She’s not married and might be soon but maybe not. Can we please, please get another narrative starting tomorrow?