It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass.

Same goes for Jennifer Aniston?

OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. She was dropped off by her security and apparently had a small bag with her, notable because when they were together during the summer, they’d always stay at her place and never his.

Apparently the fact that she’s at his place now is an indication that the two have quickly become serious again…

I’m The One. I’m The One who will change him.

How many times have you heard this? From a girlfriend so intoxicated by romance or blinded by desperation or motivated by ego or all of the above she starts living and loving out of her ass?

Or maybe you’ve been there too? Over the protests of everyone else, over your own protests even, stupid enough to think that it was ok not to work, to skip life and do nothing, to give up your own interests, just to be with him because …

You were The One.

It’s your friends who step up and tell you: no, bitch, you are NOT The One, now wake the f-ck up!

So for a girl who claims to be such a girl’s girl, where the hell are Jennifer Aniston’s friends? The ones who should be telling her she’s not The One? The One doesn’t get dumped and humiliated 3 times for the paps during an impromptu presser … just sayin’.

Perhaps though the problem isn’t so much a lack of true friendship than it is an overabundance of famewhorage.

She’s gambling on being The One who tamed a Douche. It’s always, always, always about the image. Don’t feel sorry for her then that she can’t find love.

File photos from Flynetonline.com