So... if you’re Jennifer Aniston, and someone had tipped you off about Her announcement, would you, understanding that the story would dominate headlines, and, knowing that in some ways she’s inextricably linked to Them forever, would you play it low key for a few days? Or would you say, whatever, f-ck it, I’m not changing my schedule. If you were Jennifer Aniston, that is. Not if you are YOU, or your neighbour, or anyone else, but if you were Jennifer Aniston.

She’s a gamer too. So my point is I don’t think she was tipped off. I think she was oblivious and found out when everyone else did. Which was at the earliest late last night, and not yesterday afternoon, when she was out with her fiancé Justin Theroux furniture shopping in New York. And you? What do you think?