Jen, Paul, and Justin’s bush

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 14, 2012 18:03:20 February 14, 2012 18:03:20
Let me get this out of the way first:

Justin Theroux is the third star of Wanderlust after the leads Jennifer Aniston and Paul Rudd. Being as heΓÇÖs also - and mostly - JenniferΓÇÖs boyfriend, heΓÇÖs now generating some interest from media for profile interviews in support of the movie. ThereΓÇÖs a piece on him in NY Mag, and, well, the photo that accompanies the article includes a glimpse at his bush tip.

As for what he says, Justin refuses to engage in any discussion about Jen because, like, privacy is important to him.

ΓÇ£I understand the curiosity, but other than saying I am happy, I am not going to indulge it. ThatΓÇÖs building your own torture device.ΓÇ¥

Which explains why heΓÇÖs living with one of the most accomplished fame players in the game, right?

Then he goes on to talk about how his life has changed since he fell in love with AmericaΓÇÖs most popular ex-wife:

ΓÇ£(ItΓÇÖs like) having shoes that are slightly too heavyΓÇöit can slow you down and make you more cautious. I have to be okay with the fact that thereΓÇÖs a narrative thatΓÇÖs going to get written regardless of what is the truth. Right now, thereΓÇÖs a whole other me out there walking around, and I do everything in my power to avoid that guy, because thatΓÇÖs not who I am.ΓÇ¥

REALLY???

Showing his bush tip like a business card identifying himself as Jennifer AnistonΓÇÖs boyfriend isnΓÇÖt who he is?

No, no, Justin is much more profound. Justin is a WRITER, you know? Writing is what keeps him whole Writing is what turns Jen on. Writing is why Jen was drawn to him. Because heΓÇÖs just so f-cking deep:

ΓÇ£Writing provides great cover, so I can do the acting jobs I want. ItΓÇÖs harder and takes so freaking long, but to me itΓÇÖs more satisfying. As a writer youΓÇÖre the architect; as a director you design the interior; as an actor you are nothing but the leg of a table.ΓÇ¥


OMG Jen! Like best analogy EVER, right? Click here to read the full post.

But the writer only gets a page. The actor, or the Major Celebrity, gets a cover. Jen and Paul Rudd cover GQ. She looks amazing. The article is full of ass smoke and all about why Paul loves Jen and therefore why everyone should all love Jen but, you know, as far as celebrity pimps go, I mean, you could do a lot worse than Paul Rudd. Also her body... I really, really like her body.

Click here to see more photos from Jen and Paul in GQ.


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