Seriously – it was like this yesterday too – why is she constantly Vanna White-ing all over Owen Wilson? It’s weird, right? The way her hand is displaying him like a vowel?

Anyway, this is Jennifer Aniston today at the Rome photo call for Marley & Me back to basic black and boring sh-t, a far cry from the refreshingly vibrant appearance she turned in yesterday at the Paris promotional stop in Balenciaga and Loubs. As a result, she looks like an aunt. An aunt is not what John Mayer wants to be seeing, particularly when Megan Fox is running around LA maybe single with her tits all punched out, sashaying those hips around in low riders with black panties peeking out.

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