Janice Min must be mad at Stephen Huvane again. Because this week’s cover of Us Weekly features Brad and Angelina as couple of the year and now on the magazine’s website, the most hilarious poll:
Who"s More Likely to Find Love in 2008: Jessica Simpson or Jennifer Aniston?
Sweet Xenu! That hurts!
To be compared to Jessica Simpson? To have to go head to head with Jessica Simpson in the Lonely Hearts Club? The same Jessica Simpson that Us Weekly just called desperate in their last issue?
Seriously…if I were Jennifer Aniston I’d make like Kate Hudson and work the scene. But can Jen own the scene? Like Kate owns the scene?
Doubtful.
File photo of Aniston and here’s Jess looking like cheap ass shooting for Walt Disney last week. Why does she keep shopping in Chinatown?
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