No Drunk Dialing Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 29, 2008 06:52:15 September 29, 2008 06:52:15

Jennifer Aniston worked really hard for 2 weeks. First on 30 Rock for a guest appearance, then to TIFF to promote Management…

Of course she needed a vacation.

Of course in Mexico. It’s always Mexico. It’s Mexico, like, every other month.

This time, surprisingly, it’s not Joe Francis’s house. For a woman who’s so rah rah rah girl power, she ends up vacationing at his place rather often…

But this is not about Jen supporting a pervy exploiter. This is about her ass. Her vengeful ass.

You’ll recall – last week a bullsh-t story circulated in the UK tabloids about Jen desperately drunk dialing John Mayer. As I reported at the time, Jen and Stephen Huvane would not take that one lightly.

And so here she is, showing off her sick, sick, SICK body in a green bikini while taking some much needed time off from her grueling schedule. Note that her amazing ass is prominently on display, as if to say:

Would an ass like this need to drunk dial John Mayer?


An ass like this, obsessed with reading every word written about her and scheming back incessantly through the paps…

Maybe she would drunk dial Mayer…?

Just saying.

Photos from and

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