A very Spittle birthday present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 8, 2010 08:10:40 February 8, 2010 08:10:40

Fabulous at 41! celebrated her birthday in Mexico with friends Sheryl Crow, Courteney Cox, and a flabby Spittle tagged along too. Gross.

It’s not that men can’t gain weight. But a man who is constantly being shoved in my face as some kind of super stud should not be looking like this. Wasn’t he sticking his tongue down some random’s throat just last week? And he was still invited to join the party? Fabulous at 41!’s self esteem must be at an all time low.

But her body is so tight. And her hair is so healthy. And her house is so zen. And she’s in a trite new movie called The Bounty Hunter and she’ll start shooting a trite new movie called The Pretend Wife with Adam Sandler next month. And she’s sunbathing and it’s her favourite activity ever so what could she possibly complain about? Other than a set of unmet expectations resulting from overreaching...?

John Stamos is on standby.

Photos from Clasos.com/Splashnewsonline.com

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