Jennifer Aniston spent so much time being considerate of the paps outside her Mexican resort shooting her ass on Thanksgiving, she forgot to make sure it didn’t burn. And as such, it does look a little fried up, non? That couldn’t have been pleasant to sit on, especially for a civilian who has to fly home coach. It is fortunate then that Jen only goes private across North America.

And the photo agencies are still trying to increase the value of these pictures by suggesting there was some flirting happening between Jen and her “mystery dude”. I wonder if they actually look at their own images. Not even the MiniVan Majority is buying this.

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