Apparently this is only a surprise for people who read and actually believe Star Magazine. Every other month, someone tries to make us think that Jennifer Aniston wants babies. Maybe she encourages that a little, but mostly it’s because the MiniVan Majority really, really wants that for her. They want for her what they have for themselves. So that it can be, like, true sisterhood with all the kids and the kid buggies and the judging people who have the wrong buggies.

Jen is back on the talk show circuit promoting Just Go With It, her new comedy with Adam Sandler. I am very, very curious about how this movie will do at the box office. They throw everything at you in the trailer, non? Hi-jinx, babies, girls in bikinis, is there a dog involved? There might even be a dog. Just Go With It opens February 11.

As for Jen, she told Ellen and she told Conan that there are no babies, Mexican or otherwise, as had been previously reported in one of the low ranking tabloids. She does however, so as to not alienate her mommy fanbase, offer some reassurance that having children is still in her plans…because that’s just the right thing to say, even though it may not be rue:

“That’s annoying. Stop taking my thunder! When that day is going to happen, I want to be able to be like, ‘Hey, guess what?’” (Source)

What?

Chelsea rolled a tight one and you’re tripping off two drags?


Photos from Wenn.com