Jennifer Aniston is out there promoting a new movie called Life Of Crime, opening this weekend. She was on Kimmel promoting the film and he staged a mini Friends reunion with Courteney Cox and Lisa Kudrow, replicating Monica’s apartment, and then she went to the premiere in a silver dress. The way the light hits her mid-section, you know what the conversation was supposed to be?

IS JEN PREGNANT? For the 33rd time.

Waking up today, all the headlines, all the entertainment outlets, all the top stories were intended to be about Jennifer Aniston. That was the plan.


Well. You know.

Brange decided to release their statement to the Associated Press: We are married.

Jennifer Aniston is no longer kicking off the day. Instead, she’s been pushed back to the second block, after the first commercial.

Coincidence or conspiracy?