Same little face. Same little dimples. Same full mouth. Wee Violet is just like mom, non? And while I’m never particularly excited by the mostest dullest Jennifer Garner, I have to tell you…her child is cuteness overload. I suppose it’s a surprising reproductive advantage to being taupe – kind of like the Goddess’s way of reimbursing someone for penny pinching on personality. Which is where my Celebrity Baby Theory comes in handy. I’m telling you - the Pitt child doesn’t stand a chance.