Gwyneth & Garner do the right thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 14, 2006 12:00:00 July 14, 2006 12:00:00
Would my Gwynnie stoop to anything as COMMON as not eating just to regain her pre-Moses physique? (Cue patented Paltrow eye roll and exasperated exhale here). Please. As I said before, condescending bitches like Gwyneth lose weight naturally and gradually and look better for it - if only to lord it over everyone else afterwards. After all, what"s the good life if you can"t throw it in everyone else"s face? So check out my best friend with meat and hips and a healthy amount of baby weight still clinging to her bones out and about in NYC the other day. Note she also manages to narrowly avoid the dreaded camel toe. Some levels of class you just can"t teach, you know what I mean? And then there"s Mrs Affleck, on the set of a new movie, sporting an adorable little leftover bump, looking healthy and radiant and as taupe as ever but who cares when she"s setting such a beautiful example…right? As for whether or not that tummy is from the old baby or a new one - I have no idea. You however are more than welcome to begin speculation.

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