The pants are alarming…yes. And his face…always. Always alarming, of course. But even more frightening, to me at least, is her face. Her face made up like a wax figure – scarier than the pants and Marc Anthony’s sunken cheeks, non?

As for the widely reported “flop” of her Spanish album – looks like JLo is finding other ways of cashing in. Something about some Russian billionaire hiring her for his wife’s birthday bash for the bargain price of $1.2 million with an additional $800,000 for her entourage and other miscellaneous expenses. Total work time: 40 minutes.

Two million dollars for the privilege of hearing Jennifer Lopez “sing”.

And still she shopped at Topshop afterwards.

Sigh.

Everyone loves Topshop.

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