No more Bears?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 24, 2016 20:33:57 August 24, 2016 20:33:57

PEOPLE reports exclusively today that Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are over. TMZ corroborates and they also point out that Casper’s team is denying the split. Slum Bear can’t accept it? What happened to the Bears? By the way, they’re the ones who call each other “bears”, like in public, on social media. I mean, God, for that reason alone…

Anyway, PEOPLE says that it “wasn’t anything dramatic… a natural end”. And apparently they’re still close and will continue to see each other but not romantically.

OK, but are we sure? This happiness has happened before and then she took it away from us with her bad eyes. So it will only be legit for me when I see her with someone else. Because JLO doesn’t leave a lot of time in between her relationships. She lives the saying, “the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else”. No judgement. I have lived that saying too. In my experience, it’s an excellent way to live. But whoever comes next, can she stop giving them jobs? Like top jobs in her organisation?

Tomorrow: let’s give her some suggestions. Don’t say Ben Affleck. Or Diddy.

Also attached - JLO on set of Shades of Blue today in New York. 

Axelle/ Bauer-Griffin, Raymond Hall/ Getty Images

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