She had to, didn’t she? JLO and the Slum Bear were in Miami yesterday. Click here if you missed that post. And I wrote that I hoped they would stay there...even though there would be some enjoyment in seeing Gwyneth and her homies meangirl the sh-t out of that situation but we’d never really be able to watch that back anyway so is it worth it? To endure the Gross?

Look at him. It’s smug now, isn’t it? And she had her arm around him showing him around just to make sure Anna Wintour didn’t send him away for a side of steamed vegetables. It’s too bad, really. Because this Michael Kors is perfect for her and on her and that’s a good hair decision on this night too. But all that is secondary now. Because of the Slums.