Hair. BIG Hair.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2010 11:59:25 April 28, 2010 11:59:25

If hair volume is an indication of effort, well then Jennifer Lopez’s efforts in promoting The Back-up Plan in London tonight can only be described as heroic.

That is some big f-cking hair. How much you think all that fake hair weighs?

I have very long hair too. Not fake. But heavy. Long and heavy. Which is why I’m loathe to wear it up. Because it gives me headaches and neckaches which become shoulder aches and back aches. It’s not just the hair itself, it’s also the pins, and then on top of the pins, there’s the product. A lot of product. The end result is like wearing a dumbbell on your head. Excruciating.

JLo has a lot of commitment to be able to get through several hours of this sh-t without giving herself a seizure. But we already know this about her. Some bitches, they are made for playing dress-up. They’re willing to put in the time, the endurance, and the tenacity. She probably holds the world record in this regard. I like the dress a lot.

Photos from Ian Lawrence/ and Gareth Cattermole/

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