Gwyneth Paltrow's in the Hamptons, riding around on her scooter, no makeup, cut-off jeans, hair scraped back in a bun.

You know who else is spending August in the Hamptons?

The Slum Bears.

Gossip Genie that for me would you?

G and JLO running into each other at Jack's Coffee. And a camera on G's expression. If you need me to remind you why they don't hang out, you haven't been doing your gossip homework. Ben Affleck came LATER.

These two are co-existing in the Hamptons? Why can't that be a reality show?