This is probably all in my head but I feel like lately JLO's been making a point of reminding Ariana Grande of, well, the facts.

Grande is always golds and silvers, cheaply constructed dance costumes, like discards from Saturday Night Live space station or disco sketches.

It's the poor man's version of JLO's stage style. At Fashion Rocks last night, JLO demonstrated how it's really done. Look at this black Versace. Ridiculous. She is ridiculous. RIDICULOUS.

Once in a while, Duana will send me a note about JLO like this:

What the f-ck, JLO? How is this possible?

F-ck. I don't know. It's incredible.

And I haven't even gotten to the stage shots yet.