Well, you knew he would show up at some point. Slum Bear stay away? Never.

Yesterday JLO was shooting a video for the World Cup. Today there was photo shoot on a yacht in Miami. What do you think of when I saw JLO + yacht? If this is not the first visual that pops into your head, I am disappointed in you:

Unfortunately, now 10 years later – TEN F-CKING YEARS! – JLO + yacht means that Casper Smart has to be there. But look. It’s not like she doesn’t have options! Those models are options! The one in the red underwear is an option, non? A better option too!

You want young and hot action?

No problem. I’m down with young and hot action.