In a perfect world where we get to match-make the celebrities, Out Of Sight would have been more real, non?

F-ck, at this point I’d settle for JLO just having sex with a series of really hot not-gross, not slummy bear, not back up dancers, and they can be younger, I don’t give a sh-t. Right now though, all she’s talking about is whether or not she’s a cougar and if that’s sexist. If I looked like Jennifer Lopez and single, I’d be dating under 30 too. The problem is never the age of her boyfriends. The problem is that she can’t just hit it and quit it and instead insists on giving them prime jobs and buying them trucks.

But I don’t know why I’m complaining so hard. We’ve been on JLO overload all week with different dresses, coats, hair pieces, and makeup. There’s so much to look at and enjoy. Besides, when she’s talking, when she’s out there, she’s always fun, always cute.

She was SO cute on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart last night. I mean, The Boy Next Door isn’t exactly the kind of movie that’s usually profiled on that program. And even Stewart couldn’t resist the JLO. So she rewarded him by talking about kissing George Clooney. I like listening to her laugh, don’t you?