As posted earlier, Katie Holmes covers the new issue of PEOPLE Magazine and it’s so boring, even she can barely stay awake. Look at that shot on the cover. She’s half asleep. Like we are having to read the article:

You’ll notice though, in the corner, that it’s Jennifer Lopez, an exclusive excerpt from her book and a teaser:

The Moment My Marriage Fell Apart

I totally missed the news that she was “writing” a book. And it’s coming out next week. The title? But of course:

True Love

And a description:
“Explores one of her life's most defining periods—the transformative two-year journey of how, as an artist and a mother, she confronted her greatest challenges, identified her biggest fears, and ultimately emerged a stronger person than she's ever been. This visually arresting publication is guided by both intimate and electrifying never-before-seen photographs. True Love is an honest and revealing personal diary with hard-won lessons and heartfelt recollections and an empowering story of self-reflection, rediscovery, and resilience."

What wasn’t THAT the main focus of the cover?

Not that I think JLO will be particularly revealing. Come on. If you buy the book, you’re buying it for the pictures. No one ever complains about looking at JLO pictures.

Here she is arriving at American Idol yesterday in a cropped top green pantsuit that probably only works on her and Beyonce.