The Daily Droop: Jennifer Love Hewitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2006 12:00:00 July 16, 2006 12:00:00
Tits are a tad too low, much too low actually for someone her age, non? And why are her style choices always one shade off of respectable? I wonder – is it her or is it the clothes? Take this dress, for example. To me, it looks cheap. The fabric is so “low end shopping mall” (inexcusable for someone with her own tv show) the fit is budget at best, and umm…not to sound like a bitch, but it’s also cutting her off at the wrong spot. J Love ain’t thick by any stretch of the imagination but every woman has a weird zone, where no matter how slim you are, having a hem graze that particular area inevitably results in the unfortunate cankle syndrome. But here’s the thing – is it really the dress that’s so offensive? Or is just the fact that JLH has the Goddess-given talent of making everything low classy? Could it have worked on someone else? I say yes, yes, and not really. The dress sucks, she sucks, and no one else would have picked it anyway which only reinforces how much she sucks – again. Now while we’re at it – who the F&CK is watching that show, anyway???

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