No Renner for Porny and a new song

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2010 13:12:40 March 9, 2010 13:12:40

There was a story floating around last week originated by that Jeremy Renner was trying to ride up on Jessica Simpson last week at some party. Renner is now denying the report through People’s competition Us Weekly insisting that it never happened.

Jessica meanwhile showed up at the Vanity post-Oscar party on Sunday looking decidedly UN-Porny. Not particularly well styled, and probably a little overdressed considering she wasn’t AT the Oscars proper, but whatever... these are small complaints in an otherwise winning situation. Our girl isn’t about to drop in two and spread her legs. Progress, progress.

And why the party circuit?

The Price of Beauty premieres soon. You know, the show about Jessica exploring beauty standards around the world across cultures with perfect hair and makeup up? Yeah, that one. Jess is currently on promotion. This morning she spoke to Seacrest and introduced a new song called Who We Are. How is it? I just listened and already can’t remember what it sounds like.

On the upside, Jessica has performed beautifully so far on this media tour. No gaffes, eliciting a lot of sympathy, and she’s managed to keep the dumb to a minimum. So far, so good.

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