Just the colour. Only the colour. Really great colour. The dress I could do without; it’s a Dior and I’m not sure why Dior failed so miserably last night (see also upcoming Jennifer Lawrence and Marion Cotillard). Also the goddamn fishtail. And ...is that a muppet or a clutch? Put Jessica Alba in the category too of people who were there but we don’t know why they were there. When was the last time Alba made a movie and not a hemp diaper?

Still, as insignificant as she is, if you can believe it, Alba had a second outfit planned for the night. She wore Louis Vuitton SS2013 to the after-party and of all the people who’ve been seen in this collection so far, she is, 100%, the standout.