Best Speech, Worst Face: Jessica Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 21, 2006 12:00:00 August 21, 2006 12:00:00
Oh dear. The mighty Alba took a tumble, didn’t she? Budget extensions, SUPER budget makeup, and let’s not go anywhere near that five dollar top. Guess who’s going to attack her stylist tomorrow morning when she finds out everyone hated her ensemble? Still…I think we have to give the Alba Demon credit for the most convincing speech of the evening, even more remarkable when you consider that the bitch giving it is the most difficult, the most demanding, the most evil little starlet in Hollywood. Could it be that Jessica Alba is actually more talented than we ever gave her credit for? On being voted Choice Hottie, she said: It’s all just an image. If you truly want to be hot, just be yourself. Sigh. And that’s why they call it showbiz. Well played, Alba Bitch. Well played indeed. Photo source

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