I know this might sound obvious but MTV is not the Oscars. You know that. I know that. But Jessica Alba doesn’t know it and this assy classy makeover is making her look about as interesting as Sarah Michelle Gellar’s career. Translation – Not. There is no point in being that beautiful if you’re not going to let yourself sizzle. Because let’s make this very clear: Jessica Alba is not going to be the next Reese Witherspoon, no matter how hard she schemes. So without further ado, let’s start judging the rich and famous – MTV style. PS. They air on MTV on June 8th.