Worst Dressed & Most Disappointing: Jessica Alba

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 4, 2006 12:00:00 June 4, 2006 12:00:00
And no. It’s not only because I can’t stand her. It’s also because she arrived on the red carpet in a black dress with her hair swept up looking like she was headed for a White House dinner. But that’s not all. Jessica Alba showed up as the host of the MTV Movie Awards wearing a black dress and PANTYHOSE!!! BLACK pantyhose! So. Fricking’. Wrong. And it gets worse. Later on in the evening, she changed into a peachy/fleshy coloured number and wore PANTYHOSE AGAIN!!! SHIMMER PANTYHOSE!!! That didn’t match her skin! More. Frickin’. Wrong. Other outfits included something else that was black and an ensemble that looked like it belonged in a boardroom. I’m not interested enough to find those photos but I think you get the idea. Girl needs a new stylist. She also needs to chill the f&ck out on the sophistication makeover. I mean really…it’s getting embarrassing now and it needs to stop. Where’s your bikini honey? Don’t you know it’s all you’re good for??? And that wraps up the fashion wrap up. Disagree? Probably. Let me know, I’d love to hear from you.

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