When Laura and I heard last night that the Alba Bitch had quietly married Cash Warren in advance of the birth of their baby, our first reaction was:
She was ok with getting married not thin as a rail?
All part and parcel of course of Jessica Alba`s continuing efforts to find a fan base… any fan base… that doesn’t only care to see her naked.
It`s an insurmountable challenge but one she keeps attacking anyway with the MiniVan Majority as her new target. After all, baby fever shows no signs of slowing down.
But will that mean she`ll get better parts?
Why can`t these tv girls accept their lot in life?
How many other girls would die to look like the Alba Bitch in a bikini? Some girls are so ungrateful, non?
Photos from Wenn