The Alba Demon: Losing It

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 19, 2007 07:12:19 October 19, 2007 07:12:19

Almost universally hailed as one of Hollywood’s sexiest girls, Jessica Alba’s career is based solely on the fact that …well…she’s hot.

But is she hot... STILL???

Check her out last night at the Padres Contra el Cancer"s 7th annual "El Sueno de Esperanza" benefit gala looking head heavy and bottom stick with shiny skin, a rather large forehead, and an almost ordinary everything else.

Is the Alba Demon losing her mojo? If so…what else does she have left? And enough of this sad and misguided attempt at playing down her beauty. She will never contend with Natalie Portman and Scarjo and Kiki and Keira …

The Anistons, the Albas, the Biels - why can"t these tv bitches ever face the truth?


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