As mentioned a couple of weeks ago, Sasha and I have been daydreaming about shaving off a strip of our hair above one ear. Some people call it the Skrillex. Yes, it’s in poor taste. But mostly we’re just not doing it because our hair grows Asian and spikey, and the in-between phase would be hideous.

Here’s Alba faking it the other night at Kids’ Choice. It’s a good look with the dress choice. As it should be. Because, well, if a proper mocktress can’t even get that right, there’s not much left for her to do.