Shelf Ass and the Silver Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 24, 2008 06:19:47 November 24, 2008 06:19:47

As part of her ongoing effort to be taken seriously, Shelf Ass Jessica Biel turned up at the CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute on Saturday honouring ordinary people and their extraordinary accomplishments. And while she may not have been one of the recipients recognised for rebuilding homes in New Orleans or providing free schooling to children in Cambodia, in many ways, Shelfy does indeed fit the description: an ordinary person using a remarkably buoyant posterior to attract a boyfriend, thus launching an extraordinary ascent in showbiz.

Here she is all herm and sh-t, doing no justice to an otherwise lovely dress, with her signature boring hair looking thrilled to bits to have scored an invite to Anderson Cooper’s big event. Never one to miss an opportunity, her publicist probably tried to negotiate a “candid” opportunity over lunch somewhere. As if.

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