Happy Shelfy’s boots

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 3, 2010 12:16:55 May 3, 2010 12:16:55

Jessica Biel’s Shelf Ass is shakin’ itself from happiness today. It spent the weekend with Justin Timberlake in New York, holding hands, wearing dumb looking boots, trying to be a Fashion Girl, and tonight that ass will be escorting the boyfriend to the Costume Institute Gala for the second year in a row. Because Pip is a Style Boy. And by extension, I guess, she’s now considered a Style Girl...?

This is what she wore last year. She thought it was a cotillion.

But it’s a win for her for sure. She is still The Prince’s official piece. And since she can overlook the unofficial random pieces when he needs some variety, he’s happy to keep her in position. Jessica and Justin are sitting with Ralph Lauren tonight. And Scarlett Johansson and Cameron Diaz are both expected to be there as well.

See? Met Gala drama is the best sh-t ever. Unless everyone decides to play nice for the Mighty Opes. The Mighty Opes makes everything boring.

Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com and PPNY / GSNY/Splashnewsonline.com

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