Shelf Ass in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2009 09:36:03 September 24, 2009 09:36:03

She’s here.

Arrived yesterday to start work on A-Team in which she plays the secondary token babe in a male-dominated action movie. It’s because she’s so beautiful. Remember, her beauty is an impediment to the evolution of her talent. This is why she’s not being offered the kind of roles that ugly ass Natalie Portman receives. Right?

This is a fresh faced and swollen lipped Jessica Biel at the airport with her assistant. Looks like she’ll be staying awhile.

Seems like Shelfy’s lost a lot of weight recently. What’s up with the thinnification? It’s not good on her face. Hollow, non? A few readers saw her last night outside her hotel, all of them observing that she's SKINNY SKINNY in person.

This is where I feel sorry for her just a little. She’s actively trying to resemble them now – the top tier of actresses she’ll never join: Keira, Natalie, Anne …

Jessica Biel is Justin Timberlake’s girlfriend and a b-list actress with an occasional supporting role. Some people are never satisfied.

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