She’s Michelle Obama today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 12:43:22 February 17, 2010 12:43:22

Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for William Rast, fronting like she’s regal and elegant Michelle Obama styles. The wife of the Pipsqueak.

Shelf, please.

But have you ever seen her so happy to see the paps? Why go through all the trouble in hair and makeup and wardrobe not to be seen? Jessica Biel is so memorable, especially in her new movie Valentine’s Day, that here have been a few articles making reference to her as Jennifer Garner. Apparently the two, plus the Alba Bitch, just blend together indistinguishably.

As you know, Valentine’s Day earned a big box office last weekend despite some of the most dismal reviews I’ve ever read. Peter Travers for example:

“Valentine's Day is a date movie from hell. How did director Garry Marshall persuade a big name cast to stuff themselves into this box of rancid heart-shaped chocolates?”

Well... some people didn’t have so many options.

Photos from Ron Asadorian /

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