Skinny clinger rushes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 28, 2009 09:17:33 September 28, 2009 09:17:33

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, ever shrinking in her quest to more resemble Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman, on Saturday leaving Vancouver after only 2 days in town for A-Team rushing back to LA to re-attach herself to Justin Timberlake.

While she was away, JT hooked up with his boys for a night out at Crown Bar. Given all the rumours swirling around about him and Rihanna, Shelfy can’t afford to leave Pips alone for too long without a photo opportunity. Wonder what engagements she may have declined in favour of the Cling. Tomorrow is We Day in Vancouver, an annual event engaging youth to participate in social activism, raising awareness and support for initiatives around the world.

The Dalai Lama is a featured speaker, as is Jane Goodall and Craig and Mark Kielburgers of Free The Children, two favourites of the Mighty Oprah Winfrey.

We Day values are very consistent with those that Jessica Biel claims to espouse with her own foundation the Make The Difference Network. So far she has no plans to attend. But it’s important to secure her meal ticket, especially since the only scripts she’s being offered involve no acting and watching buildings blow up while wearing tight pants and hanging on to Bradley Cooper.

Now that it’s been made so public that the Dalai Lama himself is around though, and that she could arrange an audience, can Shelfy’s clever publicist tear her away from Pippy’s pipple for a prime photo opportunity? Stay tuned…

Also note – Bradley Cooper, who now owns the highest grossing R rated comedy of all time, flew on the same flight back to LA. Like Renee Zellweger a couple of weeks ago, Coop hopped in a cab, very low key, and handled his own travel business.

Shelfy, who owns no top movie of all time, was transported via limousine and had airport VIP service tending to her while she was there.

Photos from PUNKD Images and GARRY SUN/

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