Shelf Ass Jessica Biel photographed at the airport headed to NYC after a lengthy delay. Wonder if she’ll be demanding that Pip start flying her in private planes from now on? Because her clever publicist, who has been able to build Shelfy’s career on the sole basis of choreographed candid photos of her impressive posterior, probably didn’t plan this.

Bet your boob job the next time we see her, she’ll be workin’ that shelf ass hard to make us forget about this. And that’s a good thing. Stacked up against other celebrity candids, this one ain’t rankin’ so high. Especially since we can’t see that Shelf Ass. Jessica Biel is ONLY ass, see?

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