One Dog Shelf Ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 17, 2008 11:18:00 March 17, 2008 11:18:00

Shelfy Biel is back in LA after spending weeks in England fouling up a new movie version of Easy Virtue. Here she is, back to her old tricks, walking her one remaining dog in Brentwood.

There was an interesting item in the last issue of Us Weekly after recent rampant speculation about Pip Timberlake and Kate Hudson hooking up. Details of Justin’s birthday gift to Jessica… curiously placed in a tabloid that both claim to abhor, staunchly defending their love.

That publicist works hard.

And Shelfy works hard at trying to overcome television by virtue of a multi pronged publicity strategy focusing largely around her ability to work her ass out outside and play mom to her canines.

Only problem is…there’s now one where there used to be two. If you recall, this one ate the other one because Shelf Ass doesn’t know how to properly pamper her pooches.

You ask any dog owner, especially those of potentially dangerous breeds, pits should never, ever be left alone together or with children. They were unsupervised and the result… one dog died, all while Jessica continues her misguided attempt to make movies.


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