Wrong Pants for a Shelf Ass Herm

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 26, 2007 08:46:16 October 26, 2007 08:46:16

Jessica Biel and her Shelf Ass took her one remaining dog for a walk the other day. Let’s not forget – she used to have two. And then while no one was watching or, better yet, while she was out gallivanting and clinging on to Justin, the other one got eaten.

You will note Biel has been rather anti-pap of late, shielding herself from photographers first with an umbrella and then her sweater, reportedly cussing them out and aggressively poking them with the umbrella. Does JT’s bad attitude rub off on everyone? I distinctly recall, Cameron Diaz was rather belligerent with the paparazzi when dating Pip too.

But Cam’s disdain is one thing…at least Cam had a bonafide career of her own before Justin hit puberty. Shelf Ass Jess on the other hand ONLY has a career because she routinely gets snapped with her ass balancing a tray of hors d’oeuvres and on the arm of a legitimate star – her boyfriend.

This is what they call biting the hand that feeds you, yes?

And then there’s the pants. The girl is fit, no doubt. But with the widening white gash, these aren’t the most flattering for a Herm, are they?


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