We were duped, I think. All of us were duped.

Last week word broke that John and Jessica had broken up, conveniently the same day as her party here in Cannes to announce production on Major Movie Star - a last minute event that attracted surprisingly large numbers…

Now Jessica has returned to New York and they’ve gone out on a date already, prompting a reversal – they are apparently back on…

Coincidence or conspiracy?

This stinks so badly of Joe Simpson I can’t believe I missed it.

So the bad news? John is still shamefaced. The probably never broke up in the first place. The good news? John is still pissing on it. You win some, you lose some.