On Ashlee"s nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 7, 2006 12:00:00 May 7, 2006 12:00:00
Much has been made about Ashlee Simpson"s rumoured nose job to go along with her itty bitty Diet Doctorised new body. Check out the before and after, of Ashlee with Jessica last year and this weekend performing in Florida. I have to say I love the altered beak. Absolutely love it, I think it looks great. And this coming from someone who has serious nose issues. Believe me, I study noses. I know noses. And since, courtesy of my mother, I have inherited my own birdy schnoz, anyone who successfully un-hawkifies their nose deserves praise from me. Because as much as I hate the site of the hideous bump that sits and squawks loudly on the ridge of my own large olfactory appendage, I"m actually too chicken sh*t to go under the knife and get that bitch fixed. So well done Ashlee. Well done indeed. But here"s the million dollar question - can the new nose handle as much blow as the old one???

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